something wrong with that dude's brain.

04/06/2012

They say that a picture is worth 1000 words. i think that a fart sound is worth 1000 pictures. 

03/01/2012

what doesnt kill you makes you stronger. except for chlamydia

02/18/2012

Genius bumper sticker idea: how’s my driving? Dial 1900mixalot and kick those nasty thoughts.

whatcolourisyoursky:

6h057:

GPOY everyday

This is AMAZING.

whatcolourisyoursky:

6h057:

GPOY everyday

This is AMAZING.

hahahahaha

(Source: oliphillips)

01/16/2011

http://atlanta.cbslocal.com/2012/01/09/georgia-school-math-assignment-references-slavery-beatings/

i see a few problems. one:  we all know that it hurts productivity to beat someone every day…. u gotta give them every 5th day off.

two: oranges come from florida, not georgia.

hirethestache:

They Call Me Dr. Frankenfruit

01/11/12

I have to begin to inject the word “shawty” more in my every day vocab …….. shawty.

011/10/2011

If someone, or something (cough*mycat*cough) doesn’t want to be around you…. Singing “you can hate me now” by puffy won’t help your cause.

1/6/2012

I wonder if there is a lot of clevage in cleveland.

sofapizza:

holla at cha bird

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